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So Much For Being a nice guy

about an hour ago, I went back from the poker room at the mirage, and waiting for my lift, a pretty girl comes packed to go to his room. The elevator arrives, she supported on his floor (20) before falling asleep against the buttons of the elevator. I barely catch up before it explodes on the ground as she repeats "I need to sleeeeeeep, i want my beeeeeeed. Gentleman, I decided to take her home to her room because it is unlikely that it reaches only the cons without disfiguring the walls.

We arrive on the 20th floor, she begins to move (as well as her heels and 3G allow him) to his room, and then the error, it sees a sofa, above collapses and falls into a deep sleep instantly. 3mn to wake up, 3 minutes to get to get a word understandable, I try to ask him his room number, but all it manages to do is smile blissfully (although I must confess that there was nothing unpleasant). Finally I come to the meet, but I put my jacket and take my things and arm in arm, to give him a chance to reach his room. She takes my jacket over his arm, and chugging (which is Bernard Pivot that blew me away) until you reach his room. I need help to open her door because she seemed to think that opened a door by slipping the key under the door. She comes home, I wish him good night, she closes her door and .... I realize that it kept my jacket that turkey intoxicated ... I knock on the door, nobody answered, but I hear a second voice, which seems angueuler. I re-cap for 2 minutes, someone finally answered but I clearly heard someone talking inside, and I try to tell him through the door I just want to get my jacket and leave. I hear him pick up the phone:

"Hey, i have somebody Who Keeps Knocking At My Door," could please send you security? "
(hello, is there anyone who does not knock on my door, could you send security please?)

Well, it's no worse in the end the guy is going to happen, I'll explain, and I'll get my coat. wroooong. A security guy comes in, the kind of paunchy 55aine years with a slap I think I put in a deep coma. We feel reassured. I explained the situation, he asks me my passport, my room number, etc. .. it reminds the lobby of the hotel, asking them to call the room in question to explain. I tell myself that's it, I'll recover my jacket. Wrooong. The procedure requires that the lobby security contacts, which itself must contact the hotel manager to allow a call to a room at 4am. 12 minutes later my mastiff sexagenarian eventually received a call confirming his walkie talkie that they are calling. 30s later the door opens, and a bit cantankerous head poppe. It takes my jacket arm's length, and will struggle to pass through the door opening 4cm it was authorized. And finally, I get my jacket after losing only 40 minutes.

Moral: It pays to be a gentleman and help a girl in distress, without even thinking to take advantage second. Next time I will leave fun on the floor in the elevator before he do things worthy of inclusion in your most twisted fantasies. That'll teach me.

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Vegas Show and die (but not right away).

After following a few days ago at the Rio 10k PLH final table ET and the 4th place of David (for 188k, just another day at work), manu (a young man who starts) I invited to the villa Winamax with Nico, a common friend in Paris called for the main event, so I can see how it looks. After an epic race in a taxi that we will make detours across Las Vegas to find a bottle of gin in a store opened, a last stop in one of their supermarkets 24/24 (comfort very significant here). Manu who waiting in the taxi had begun a chess game on his iphone with the driver, we proudly announce "that we played 5 rounds but I had already won." Nice brag against a taxi driver under educated. I have not taken a photo of Manu, but I can replace it with a girl in a bathing suit, I guess nobody wants me eh?

Their house is pretty huge and class, it must be confessed, she throws. So we spent an evening tranquillou between former DonksInVegas to remember the good times on the terrace on the pool, before finishing pool, Manu finally dropped on the floor with the idea of going to the Rhino (lol fake?)

multi brag :

- I ate pretzels Winamax
of the team - I I managed not to get ripped off by $ 20 billiards Manuba
- I drank the same tap as Johnny
- I sat in the same chair that Nicolas Levi
- I received the package of cereal Anthony Roux
- I saw Davidi Kitai try to chip away a ball of Chocapic hoping that this is anything
- I received a "good night" by Michel Abecassis to hair disheveled highly unlikely

Beat: I forgot to publish this blog for their Toilet

Variance : [saw on facebook] Ludovic Lacay likes my blog [/ ul]

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The daily figure

60

The number of slices of bacon that I could count in the fridge in the team Winamax.
DonksInVegas, the blog brings you news crispy (as long as you fry them).


I'll talk to my grandchildren

New Revolution party at a few days ago, great atmosphere, it has even regained some of karma .. (Because it must be admitted that if this concept really exists, after the 7 last night that just passed, there is no real positive level yin yang) .. saving a girl from the clutches of Captain crevard trying Hand paste it wherever he could. By dint of us launching looks of distress and write SOS in Morse code with his eyelids, the team of French lovers had to intervene to clear out the junk. And then you say, the poor, it has its share against five cholera plague! Well not even. Karma forces, no such easy prey enriches the bag. By

cons .. a bit out of nowhere, three species bombs which landed on the runway, and gender rather ... pleasing too, like they want to live to take pictures with us, stick tight to dance, etc. ..

Admire still displayed the coolness of our friend in the face of repeated assaults buttocks.

They are accompanied by two large black are also very nice, it hits us in the hands, it's dance with us, in short a lot of friendliness. Until one of these hefty catch one of us saying "come on we're getting out" By attracting all the other in passing. I a little away at the time, and I believed in the scrambles for a while, and then in fact it did not look nervous at all, so I figured that he was going to pay us a drink at the bar just outside the box. The 3 girls we also follow, arm in arm with us, (pretending, I would remark later) to be stuffed:

"ooooh, it's best party of my life im, come on we are going to ze best club in ze city "
us:" what club is it? "
her: "zeee best club!"
us: "What's the name of it?"
her: "I do not knooooooow, it's goal of best, good weekends vely hav fun together There!"

It is about 5m in front of the box and the two dogs with them who have become suddenly very serious, "they're with us." They say security leaving, begin to take the lead, while the girls keep us firmly by the arm to try to embark in their "club". It starts to stink the mess, Nico tells me he better not go a step further with them, try to round up all the flock to return to the box before it degenerates potentially, everyone manages to release and make a U-turn but Greg is determined to do battle with these two girls know where they want to take us, and continued to chat quietly with them while I was yelling at him to make it fit. In the end, all's well that ends well, even if inside the casino we could probably not do much, at least everyone back in the box safely in possession of both kidneys.

Basically, I may be bad language, these two pimps were quirky bodybuilder can be good Samaritans and actually wanted to take us in a great club at the end of an aisle with their 3 whores Slovenia where we would spent the best night of our lives. Ca we will ever know, but at least this evening will not be our last.

In conclusion this evening, a competition wheel improvised 4am in front of the box with 3 english unleashed. I think she put me poverty level medley:

And to end on a happy note, the last picture of friendship, on the left, the former captain of prey Crevard (and no, not me Crevard Captain:)

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Action in Vegas

As promised, here is the story of our adventures at the 51st floor of Rio with a view on any époustoufiflante Vegas . This is also something extremely impressive in this city: it stretches out of sight no matter which direction you look, yet the sole focus of activity is concentrated in a strip of asphalt 6km long and covered with hotels, strip. As a general culture, know that every hotel room created on the Strip, generates 2 jobs. when we know that every hotel has thousands of rooms .. But back to our evening at Voodoo Lounge at the Rio.

"you lend me your sister?"

Towards 23h, aka Nicolas Kiribato which was the birthday landed on the deck, telling us that he made the acquaintance of two brave tourists from North Carolina in the elevator, and he wished to introduce them. First eye contact, she looks rather pretty, and one was believed to be her boyfriend at the beginning and I thought I had to be a head ranger in Yosemite or fishing in alaska guard turns out to actually be his little brother that night celebrating his 21 years, so as they say, no guard to protect the goal.

Nicole, somewhat tipsy, eventually logically by turning in the circle of French present (one's lovers or what? Unstoppable attack "You Know The French kiss? Let me show you please"). I'm nice, I let others have fun, I do not have sisters, but I think that this good had to be met Daniel as a birthday present for his 21 years of seeing her sister get rust out by any a bunch of stuffed French. He was adamant that I add it on facebook to tag the pictures of the evening. By cons, if I tag all those of his sister, I fear that her parents disinherited. History does not tell if unfortunately this brave Daniel, white hot, that night has taken advantage of the "gap" opened by the French lovers. Happy birthday again

Daniel.

Bis Repetita

The evening will end then as the more standard with a photo shoot in the corridors of Rio.

it is still to come:

- be joined by passers-by when we were doing somersaults on the ground ("damn, I like your style!")

- to take photos from passers-by not less than 17 different states (New Hampshire person unfortunately ..)

- setting a new record of photo "Russian doll" whose principle is to be photographed by a passerby, before integrating it even in the picture, and ask another way to take the new photo, before integrating too, etc. .. it is still mounted to 8 different people ...

- before finishing the most natural way is by taking a picture with all officers on duty that night.

Life in blue

second apartment culture to promote a show étourdissouflant: blue man group, I discover others who have loved, if you have the opportunity to see this show, go for it is absolutely brilliant. It's indescribable, you have to see, that's all.


ego boost

I appealed to the public two years ago to break the record comments on a blog. I subsequently received an SMS from insults of Jules Verne, quite upset at having been upstaged. I would love to repeat the feat this year.

So if you're one of those who regularly read this blog and you enjoy (or not) what you read, it would make me really happy you take a few seconds to leave me feedback or any comments (do not forget to sign it if you post anonymously). And tell you that it will not be lost as it encourages me a little more comment to make regular updates.

Thanks in advance to anyone who clicks on "how")

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Live from the swimming pool

As you can see, this shit here, there is not beautiful, the pool is disgusting Everyone wants to go to France as soon as possible.




but ....






cooled down when even a few souvenirs.

By cons ... if it's any consolation, I have not said they would bring back good memories.

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Vegas Baby!

We're finally here. You believe more in this update eh? Well I've skipped the party death valley (and so I gained two more days late, which does more than delay my four days after this update), but for those hot stones out of sight would be of interest , that's still a few pictures.

"it looks like a chocolate sundae" greg.

pebbles you see below.

Stones shaped toilet

Heat is not a problem in Death Valley

Little heads up between improvised two canyons

Back to civilization and its service station / restaurant / casino / strip club.


It's been 4 days already so we're in Vegas, arrived three days earlier than expected, we recovered the bulk chuchyyy, my last roommate who could not make the entire road trip with us. I do not know really where to start this blog, so I'll try a new exercise in style, the blog without any leads. The one that says it's for convenience, will not necessarily wrong.


What is rare is expensive.

A principle of casinos in Vegas is that alcoholic beverages are offered or not to customers who are either poker or slot machines. I think of course it could altruistic purpose since everyone knows that alcohol has no effect on the behavior of tourists face the slot machines. Waitresses often short dress (and yes, we must motivate these tourists to enjoy these euphoric liquid) alleys criss therefore looking for customers in need of alcohol and willing to pay a tip to get their dose. In these circumstances, rather than paying $ 12 cocktails, the Romanian way is to ask (camping?) Machine to a 1 cent credit, and wait patiently for the waitress goes to order vodka redbull.

So much to tell you that nobody is fooled when 6 French jerks come ostensibly to ask for the machines having verified that the waitress was not far away, slip a note a dollar in the slot machine (this is because there are not smaller), marvel at the 100 credits that their piece of paper has to offer, then it is completely uninterested in providing for torticollis try to intercept the waitress in his safari sponsored by Alcoholics Anonymous. It also recognizes the true warriors of the fact that they try to order more drinks per service. And they are throwing every time. Conclusion

, alcohol is not uncommon.

Vegas by Night

First real output in Vegas. After going to the above-mentioned clinics alcohol to 1 percent, coyote ugly direction. To those who have seen the movie Coyote Ugly, this bar is the same as in the movie, big big room with a podium in the center of the runway where the girls (I remain polite) can come and jiggle the rest of their honor to make use of eye glasses for the bartender to taste from the bottle. Some pictures "stolen" in the bar.

As you can see, the string is not very fierce after 3 sips of cocktails, and the dog tends want to take the air.

The evening still quite vague to be honest (just like waxing Miss coyote in string) and luckily there is the camera to remember a little of what happened. I advise everyone to try this experiment to have a camera on themselves and switch to "infinite photo" after drinking, the result is surprising when you look at the pictures the next day to replenish the evening. So I know has held a photo shoot (which is becoming an institution after watered every evening) with about half the population of Vegas (I'm starting to understand why nobody likes the French here). Here are the pearls of this micro sidewalk.

The village people are reforming for a special concert

YMCA ... Finally, the Y is at least what.

This one I admit, it's just for me a little fart.

is all that will take place after the first exit at Rhino's stay. Unfortunately, it is still forbidden to go any way to take photos or videos in the strip club, and I think you can not bring back a memory so arrive early unless to find a camera cardboard cudgel big bouncer and his metal detector. Balance bulk of the evening the French side:

- losses estimated at $ 800 at 3 (brag: only entry and dance for me)
- a man in love with Vera, "a sensitive stripper with a big heart ". Ouuuuuuuaaaais.
- "I leave it set foot there, it's a real money pump"
- "It's when we returned there is open 24/24?"

For my next visit to the rhino, I think it might be fun to interview one of these "princesses of the night" (it's not because I respect them eh, it's just that my mom reads my blog), so if you feel like it, send us your questions (the details you want to know, funny questions to ask) and I select the top 5 I will ask as shown in one of these teases.

your questions.

Pretty Woman

This is the place purchased (at $ 2.99 anyway) at a meeting shopping and that I have worn for several hours for a bet. Initially it was to be pants Green flashy, but can not find my size. nevertheless admit that this little orange cardigan suits me perfectly. For cons, the wool was next to the skin by 40 ° C it is slightly sweaty so that I had to go into a store and make the perfume pansy to try the deodorant before a saleswoman somewhat ... surprise. I have a video of me walking through the hotel in that outfit, with people who burst into laughter, "what the fuck?", Or others who refuse to get in my elevator .. I will publish it maybe one day:)

The fat, that's life

For at least one teaches that we do not blame lie about the quality of nutrients available to its customers.


An air of Sea World

An old photograph found by sorting the stay.

(translation: center for whale watching in Monterey)

I knew that there were free samples of whale, they are really strong these operators.

Note also the sign "No Parking Any Time" which puts it in complete illegality.

rod .. Whale .. That will be ready to move on to the next DonksInVegas?


To whet the palate before the next update (tomorrow estimated by organizers and police said in 2011), a photo taken during the evening last night at the 51st floor on the roof of River, with panoramic views "acceptable" on the strip.

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Yosemite Park San Francisco

Christmas trees, squirrels and stones out of sight. That's how you could describe Yosemite Park. So imagine how to spend over two days without being punished?

It is actually impossible to do justice to the spectacle offered by the park because this kind of experience is lived more than he tells. So I've made a little video montage with photos taken during those two days (sometimes risking my life for you, reader) since pictures are better than one great speech. I'm not really expert so take it with the appropriate degree of amateurism.

Since it takes a year, this will post the romantic of the year dedicated to all mothers in the world. 2mn serenity.

If you can I highly recommend you to download the original file rather than the youtube version which greatly reduces quality.

right click / save as ..

(soundtrack: Beyonce - halo)

next leg of the journey : Death Valley, because we have not had our dose pebbles.

Romanticism, it is 5 minutes

A hike we did in the park brought us almost to the foot of a waterfall. The disadvantage is that it splashes a lot. The advantage, as at Sea World is we are not alone to be watered which allowed me to conduct the election of Miss Wet T shirt, so here's the exclusive big winner, Miss Wet Yosemite 2009:

cold, is not it?

Honorable Mention for her runner who has been battered by its superior resistance to fresh water.

Like what, even at Yosemite, we find something to please everyone.

High stakes ask

brag : Sitting on a rock looking over 2200m vacuum free fall in Yosemite Park.

Beat: that for the first time in my life, dizziness, so that I could not move an inch, let me sit on the edge really.

Variance : Appear on the pictures of 4 different tourists, who themselves had probably understood the meaning of the signs "Do Not Enter."

Lesson algebra

leading cause of death of the squirrels in Yosemite: the chips blown pepper. I wonder which is pretty dumb to give chips Spicy squirrels.

More than two days before Las Vegas!