Ahh, there it is here we finally arrived in Las Vegas, hell the game is just getting off the taxi that took us back to the airport, just time to put our luggage in our beautiful room, ask our business before going to the pool ..
Hmmm .. I think Las Vegas does not want to let us go, it must be part of subliminal techniques casinos to make you stay even longer than us to forget what day we leave.
In short, we thought from today, but in fact we leave tomorrow, we won a free round trip ($ 30) at the airport terminal and when the automatic reservation told me that I could not save my luggage more than 24 hours in advance, I had a bad feeling that was conirmé counter with a hostess who had the kind of look that you shout "Come on children, the next time, remember to Mom read the paper that you put in your binder.
And yes end of the adventure, we returned to Paris in the night tonight, last night in Vegas, there was still a lot of fun, I hope you had fun to read this blog, as much as I enjoyed writing it, and you donk go next year!
JB PS: If I still find things to tell, that I may still add a few updates over the coming days.
Via visitor statistics of the blog, I also have access to the keywords typed into Google that led visitors to the blog, and amid the "donks in vegas" donksinvegas "sometimes there some gems that made me smile, especially "insults in Greek," "pay with her credit card in new york", or another that we do not really know why someone would type that into google "of onqui ". Some are even more treacherous arrived on the blog by typing "95 60 90" then a second time with "Lucille perfect measurements.
But the pearl for me who will still be sought google "Jaybee nude photo," I think I have fans rather enterprising ... So to please him, and not make him an unhappy customer, without further ado, Robert, this picture is for you. J'te kiss love.
AC must almost 5 days I did not update, and it corresponds roughly to the period of 5 days or every night I told myself "well, you got drunk enough last night , done enough of crap, you're quiet tonight "and every night it was worse than the day before, I apologize to those who sometimes had to stand me on msn return between 6 and 9 o'clock in the morning.
Anyway I took billions of photos all night there, I should be able to remember almost everything. I'll make the mess in the evenings, because the details before last night are still pretty cool, so I enjoy.
evening at the Palms.
was the last night in Vegas by Matthew, a Quebecois very cool, online poker player also, and therefore his last evening, we thought we would try a plan missed a little less than yesterday (where we had been tej of 3 boxes in a row) and try to make a good restaurant, followed by a good club, or at least get to go in one! Well, the appointment at 20h in the room to the restaurant, having rather materialized around 21:30, and as strange as it may seem, it is very difficult (well) 22h after eating (unless you like bagels cream cheese, and pizza with broccoli from the deli 24/24) and then after 3 or 4 calls to various restaurants classes, we decided to opt for the solution in the hotel restaurant, reservation "for 5 minutes in," you descend to "corsa cucina" Italian restaurant, which looked really pretty, and again, culinary language barrier, billions of incomprehensible words on the menus, which are either types of salads, forgotten vegetables lost world that even Gargamel he has never heard of the fish most randoms of the world that should be caught in a very specific city of Greenland, in short, it's a bit of a sort of wheel to choose something we do not understand that half the words, and in the end, everyone opted for the ravioli, veal cutlets or Milan, and I think what has been taken apart Matthew No one has really been very happy with his meal. Oh yes, the bread was good, and it was used by Jesus, the Portuguese resto.Ttant worse, we will do better next time.
We decided on a number of boxes boxes that are tej became the day, the moon to the palms, and already a first good surprise, the line at the entrance is so long, it was cut into three to avoid blocking the entrance of the casino restaurants. Just to see if there was any way to negotiate, I will see security guards, who said behind his hand as if it takes 2 bottles at $ 400 it lets us get in VIP. 30 seconds of negotiations later, we went to one bottle for a VIP, and here we are cutting the tail, with a men in black who guides us to the box. And then passing under the sign "playboy night lounge" I wondered if we had not the wrong club, but John, our bodyguard, reassure us, the two boxes are interconnected. Arrived on the 56th floor, after having crossed the elevator an airline pilot (I guess having his shirt) drunk, disheveled and half, announcing that John took off in the day, before slipping him a tip of 300 $. Another world. Thus reached the 56th floor or something like that, you get to sit at our VIP, high class seating, overlooking all of Las Vegas
The picture is not great, but the view was really impressive. So a box with several dance floors, the gogo dancers ... galore, two terraces with views across the strip, great atmosphere chicos what. And there I can tell you that when you're VIP, you will be well looked after. It was about a guy who spent every 2 minutes to rearrange our tray, scoop, fill the jugs of orange juice, etc. ... we even did the test to try to hide objects of the plateau, to see if it's found, or return the ice scoop in the bucket. And each time, everything is back to normal. Our waitress personal Sahan, very nice, we had just reused the drinks every time we finished the glasses, and has even lent the game a photo:
We even had our "bodyguard" of record, which at one time asked me if the Mexican sitting not far from our table was bothering me, I said no J'lui there was no problem at the moment and it said 'OK, when you say, there just ask, and I get it out. " OK Chuck Norris. So overall a pretty cool box where it has been pretty good deal. Oh and my male audience, some photos that should please you:
And a girl, rather unbridled, which I think was the dancing with the 3 / 4 guys to the dance floor (you even have the right to 2 (out of 89;)) photos of her:
I knew it would please you. Before turning 46 comments requesting that, no, no one is typed. Once the bottle is finished, we decide to move elsewhere, and we will find ourselves at the Rockhouse standby to take a look at the female population, no bottle this time, there is already enough appeal, and second surprise arrival, one falls in the middle of shooting a DVD of Jacques Cousteau. Among these three "qualities" big / ugly / old, all girls of the box could claim at least two of those adjectives I think, and many were very full house. A Photo of Matthew without his spear, in a diving expedition:
Two things: - promised, I will do more - no, not my arms!
brief the atmosphere a little afraid, and making a round trip in the casino (where the toilets are located, interestingly enough, no?) I am entitled to some rather suggestive looks girls girls pretty tipsy and I 'll warn others that if they want to meet your soulmate (ouaaaaais), they find their happiness may be the bottom. In retracting the casino, you will meet one of those girls with 3 guys, and that she will be looking which looked more like a "PLEASE SAVE ME!" than those before. I approach the turning of a vent (like in the movies ..) and after we told him we were all 3 French, she will thank us for having saved the 3 Israeli trying to pick the guys in the toilet. "They Said They Were French, They All purpose HAD passport from israel, what the fuck?" ahlala, it is so renowned for romance, that the Israelis are willing to pretend to pick up French force a girl in the bathroom of a casino. It turns out that this chick is pretty cool, it's there for the wedding of one of her friends the next day but they are all in bed at this hour so they were stuffed "They Did not Even Make It To The nightclub, They got too drunk On The Way there!" (It was about 5am). So we embarked force in the toilet guys. Hmm, no, we went to play at the casino a while in fact, the famous game "Crazy 4 Poker" and poor Matthew, between me a little drunk, too, who had to explain 5 times the rules of a final game very simple, and ultimately lose its $ 100 for me and Stacy you win $ 100 each. Vive le Quebec. 7h du mat ', Matt decides to go to bed before his plane at 11am, I still have a little time with Stacy before returning on foot to the hotel, it feels good to breathe a little oxygen-free air at a temperature above 14 ° c. And you know what? I managed not to go out last night!
and one last little picture of JC and Matthew, because I find it nice:
*** OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF THE OFFICE OF FRAUD AND OTHER *** Gruget
Given that I was asked how much I was never to lose the credit card roulette, I'll have you be my one and only secret. A small prayer every morning. Nothing else. By cons, it's true that after having tested a little bit, there are many techniques used to gain an advantage in this game, I've never really paid, but that work. First the obvious technical, let them select the server with the cards on the table, and there is only one gold (which is not yours eh) or a card of a different color. Naturally, the choice of server will tend to wear more often on the card that catches your eye. If you are also only two, identical, card, laid on the table, the map closest to the server will also choose the one he most often. So it why we do not play like that, it takes all the cards, they are mixed and there is a first Chifre choose between 1 and X server card is removed, and it continues until that there is only one card will be the big loser. During this phase, there are still ways to gain a small advantage, because if you choose a number between 1 and 4, your choice will be much more often on figures 2 and 3, then the number 4, and little often the number 1, so it better not be at the top of the stack, just to go out first. In short, nothing really invented, very intuitive, but it works. That said, if you decide to play the restaurants Roulette, out of respect for the people with whom you come to eat, be honest and accept losing. Bahaha.
*** OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF THE OFFICE OF FRAUD AND OTHER *** Gruget
one of the things I really wanted to do in Las Vegas last year but had not made due to time and organization, was to go eat at Picasso in the Bellagio, one of the classiest restaurants, if not the classiest of Las Vegas. And it's done well since last night, and I can tell you that this meal was worth its reputation. But that's not all, sit comfortably, I embarked in the narrative of all this incredible evening.
First mission of the evening, it is 18:30, we just decided to go eat at Picasso, and mandatory dress code, no sneakers, no T-shirts. Inevitably, that I only wear pumas, and Otto with only sneakers and dirty shirts worn 2 times already, ca imposed a shopping session, the mall management. Since AC pissed me off to buy shoes with the cheapest were $ 70 for a not wear them only 2 hours, I decided to try the tech so-called "free rent". How it works? Well it's simple, go in any shoe shop, and before you ask if they have your size, ask about their return policy like this "Because-as-c-is-for-a-friend-and-that-is-no-c-on-the-quil -like "Ruru. It turns out that the seller at Foot Locker tells me I have 30 days to return the shoes without having been laid, and that I will refund in full. Bin and listening, which suits me enough, I take a model of shoes in my size ("I can try them because me and my buddy is doing exactly the same shoe size?") That I wear 3 minutes to return the restaurant and I will bring again the next day because my friend did not like them, what asshole: (. Once equipped, taxi the Bellagio, we find Manu and Antoine (solody of clubpoker) before the escalator of the restaurant. Anthony is not arrived to find shoes, but probably due to the fact that Manu has booked a few hours earlier (on behalf of Manuel Feesh is our great game for booking restaurants, giving names completely improbable, I especially enjoyed my reservation on behalf of Mr D'Onqui), so we enter the restaurant, and already a great impression of class:
hmm, well, ok.
5 minutes waiting on the patio of the restaurant, with amazing views of the fountains of Bellagio, I was really blown away by this show (every quarter of an hour, the animated fountains to create a sort of aquatic fireworks), I've made a video so you can enjoy it a bit too:
It takes about 10 minutes, and I can assure you that from the terrace of the restaurant, almost the waterfront is amazing.
short pass to the meal, I will not tell you every meal "fucking Chamni was too good" because that was the case, but you'll get the pictures from the cons for you to put your mouth water. By cons, with the soft light what was, not easy take pictures that make it well without the flash. Of course a champagne aperitif, Otto leads the way with sommellier and it will end with a pink Champagne Nicolas Feuillatte not that expensive, about $ 100. Two different menus, a tasting menu with 6 different dishes and a menu with only 4 courses, but more choice. Incredible staff, always there when we needed them, we were served with an impeccable, all without any expectations, perfect everything.
Little detail can be found in all the great restaurants, but I found they have a funny butter personalized
Come on let's go for dinner dish by dish, I'll try to remember what each dish was exactly.
Ca I do not quite understand what it was already written on the menus in English, is not necessarily easy to grasp the nuances of culinary dishes as refined, but when in addition c is a server that comes and balancing a sentence of 15 seconds to describe a chunk of cheese with ham, it becomes difficult. So by way of an appetizer we were treated to an unknown chunk of cheese, very light, very elegant, velvety sauce with peppers and sliced ham. I do it well huh?
Maine Lobster Salad With Champagne Vinaigrette Apple- First entry, a lobster salad with diced citrus and melon, and apple vinaigrette champagnisée.
Pan seared U-10 Day Boat Scallop With Potato Mousseline and Jus Veal A huge shell St. Jacques, pan-seared, with its crisp and mashed potatoes.
Sautéed Foie Gras
With Honey Roasted Fig, Crushed Walnuts and Port Orange Juice Gastric An incredible piece of foie gras pan-fried, salted just right, with peaches (and no figs) roasted with honey and walnuts chips.
Roasted Aged Lamb Chop and Potatoes With Rosemary Au Jus The main course, lamb roast with a heart of potato fondant, a mixture of diced peppers, and two more delicious but I trus n 'I could not identify.
And there is even a guy that you just pour the juice on your meat, if not the class.
Dessert. The best cheesecake I've ever eaten, absolutely incredible, the texture, taste, everything was there. So in order from left to right: iced strawberry cheesecake and crispy caramel, raspberries daquoise crispy (not on it), velvety peach, frozen soup and blackberry jelly with his vebena. phew, all that.
dint of taking pictures of every dish, we even got in the middle of the meal, the visit of a VIP restaurant, which comes while elegant, contact us directly in French, kind of "gentlemen then everything goes well? This is your first time to Vegas? I see that you take lots of pictures, you're in the restaurant?" Genre , we got caught for 4 Michelin assholes, it's stupid I have not had the presence of mind to lie this moment, I tilted about half a second after answering no, in fact we might be able to get treatment even better. If possible ..
comes the fateful moment of the addition, with champagne and menus, for a total of about $ 600 + tip. Rather than sharing in 4, it was decided to play credit card roulette. How it works, the principle is simple, just pay the bill at the restaurant, everyone gives a blue card, and when the waiter arrives he is choosing a card to see who will pay for everyone, and c ' Otto is on it drops this time, which will settle the $ 600. I wanted to say that I love this game after dinner, since so far, after about 20 wheels (6 heads up), I've never had to pay anything that you will agree, is rather a good idea and it was justice that it falls on me this time, but not even. A kind of karma that watches over me as I continue to eat the eye. Thank you god for the food.
So in the end, a great restaurant, which also did not cost very much, except Otto. We leave for a ride at Caesar's Palace, and we fell on a section of their casino funny: the Pussycat Dolls' lounge. Blackjack tables, with cruppers dress more sex than usual, and girls dancing in cages behind:
And besides, they were quite OK to be photographed, and one of Otto Stripp .. uh cruppers.
I've even made a little video, if it is not nice ..
After a short detour to see the queue of "pure" one of the most select clubs on the strip, which I must admit was rather loaded in evening dresses and necklines, back to the hotel with Otto, and rusty after 1h in the room, having seen three other French who wanted to take us to the Rhino, but it has resisted ('re proud of me Mom?), we decided to highlight. And our final destination will be the mist, the bar of Treasure Island, as before. Of course, I forgot to take my passport at the hotel, but no problem at the entrance, I explain to the guy that was there yesterday, he recognizes me, he calls his boss to be on, and limit his boss took me in his arms, it is kind friend for 35 years, and the bouncer made "no problem, I admit, always welcome here." While we can not even say how much I consumed the day before by cons it's true we had a little fire to the dance floor with Otto. Once inside, you begin to align vodka redbull, and time at the bar, I was ordering, and a sort of hippie 68ard on return, the kind of guy who has everything 5 times and lived in that returned, there is next to me and starts talking to me about the vibe. "You Know, You Have to feel the vibe inside your chest" and suiting the action to the word, he sways to render Shakira jealous. I talk like this for 5 minutes the fact that we must feel the music in your body, it must be guided by the sensations that bring you the beats and booms DJ. OK. a +, see you in a another life ... Did not count on the fact that we had this guy apparently took me to his confidants and Otto, and throughout the evening, we would have the right to life lessons, all the chelous more than the last, I delivers a best of what he could tell us, it's stupid I do not remember everything:
Placed behind two daughters, he taps me on the shoulder, looks at me with the look of the most serious world of a father who will teach his son to ride a bike for the first time without the wheels and he said:
"You know what kiddie? give me your camera, I'll show you how to do it, Because I Was sent on earth to teach you how to Fuck these girls "
And it's funny, because I'm talking to a harmless drunk barfly, but in reality it was quite the prophet of the 21st century that I was addressing. Jesus was sent to earth to restore morality. Well it apparently is the opposite huh. But wait, that's not all, it will confirm my first impression:
"You Know I Read the Bible 15 times. Yes, 15 times. And God Said We Had to reproductive, so let's fuck Those Girls. "
So there it goes right to the heart of the matter, he does not want me to teach me how to type but simply passes it to the action. So me a little taken aback, as if for your first skydive, the instructor made you "hey, I'll teach you the safety and then ... oh no, vazy blows." with a kick in the ass. I decided to only listen to my instincts, I let my body talk (conducted by himself susscitée vibe), I extend my arm quietly but sensually towards this goal the most tempting .. my vodka redbull, I'd end up listening to the end of the Discourse of Jean Claude. This man, whom I appointed Jean-Claude, failing to remember name, but especially for his tribute to French philosopher, and who claimed himself "half american Half Irish, half indian and "we therefore transmit all his knowledge about life in big until the club closes, and unfortunately we must end this life lesson of the most rewarding. But you do not will draw still not without a photo of the freak, and it's funny, because I'm sure after reading its description, seeing the photo you will say "oh yes fucking is quite what kind of guy. "
And therefore 5am that ends this evening of the most gaudy, where I think I'm asleep at the pool at our hotel after that. ahlala . Oh and by the way, I won close to $ 350,000 yesterday for a tournament, enough to survive 2 or 3 more days.
I'll tell you about a secret long guarded and jealous. The secret to winning in casinos. Yes, you will say, it is con this guy can not win in the casinos, the bank always ends up winning. Nay, after weeks of intensive research, I finally found the flaw. I feel you doubt this revelation is available to you, but do not close this window right now, and read to the end. The game I want to talk about the casino is called war.
The rules are not easy to assimilate, and it took me a few hours of diligent observation of the game tables in various casinos to reach such a stage of understanding, but I'll try to summarize it in one sentence: "he who has the biggest wins." Technically, what happens? The conduct of a party is quite complicated, I'll try to represent as best I can. You start by betting, the dealer will then distributes a card face up, then deals one card to himself, the one with the highest card wins the hand, and you double your bet if it's you. Feel reread the passage if you have not understood Ala its first reading is important for the future.
I imagine you already tell you, sitting quietly in your seat, but where is the subtlety in this game? And that's where I stand. First playing technique, which may seem obvious to a non-expert player, but makes all the difference between a pigeon tourist, and an expert on casino games that you will soon grace to me before you try to get the map highest possible. This can be done in several ways: for example, "feeling" the cards and knowing when to play and when to pass, scoring aces of the package to the recognize before deciding if we play the hand, or by dragging a tip substansiel the dealer, who will be happy to distribute the ace of diamonds. Once this part of the game related (ie, for those who do not: get the highest possible card), a second very important technique, the hit and run. Technique is to double your initial bet on the first shot, by optimizing all the factors, then get up, thank the dealer, and run as fast as possible to escape to safety.
balance of my games: $ 80 in 5 different casinos balance of Otto, who has used my playing technique: $ 260 in one evening
Next lesson: how to become a pro player Paigow of poker, an application of probability theory random secure.
Sautéed Foie Gras 
