one of the things I really wanted to do in Las Vegas last year but had not made due to time and organization, was to go eat at Picasso in the Bellagio, one of the classiest restaurants, if not the classiest of Las Vegas. And it's done well since last night, and I can tell you that this meal was worth its reputation. But that's not all, sit comfortably, I embarked in the narrative of all this incredible evening.
First mission of the evening, it is 18:30, we just decided to go eat at Picasso, and mandatory dress code, no sneakers, no T-shirts. Inevitably, that I only wear pumas, and Otto with only sneakers and dirty shirts worn 2 times already, ca imposed a shopping session, the mall management. Since AC pissed me off to buy shoes with the cheapest were $ 70 for a not wear them only 2 hours, I decided to try the tech so-called "free rent". How it works? Well it's simple, go in any shoe shop, and before you ask if they have your size, ask about their return policy like this "Because-as-c-is-for-a-friend-and-that-is-no-c-on-the-quil -like "Ruru. It turns out that the seller at Foot Locker tells me I have 30 days to return the shoes without having been laid, and that I will refund in full. Bin and listening, which suits me enough, I take a model of shoes in my size ("I can try them because me and my buddy is doing exactly the same shoe size?") That I wear 3 minutes to return the restaurant and I will bring again the next day because my friend did not like them, what asshole: (. Once equipped, taxi the Bellagio, we find Manu and Antoine (solody of clubpoker) before the escalator of the restaurant. Anthony is not arrived to find shoes, but probably due to the fact that Manu has booked a few hours earlier (on behalf of Manuel Feesh is our great game for booking restaurants, giving names completely improbable, I especially enjoyed my reservation on behalf of Mr D'Onqui), so we enter the restaurant, and already a great impression of class:
hmm, well, ok.
5 minutes waiting on the patio of the restaurant, with amazing views of the fountains of Bellagio, I was really blown away by this show (every quarter of an hour, the animated fountains to create a sort of aquatic fireworks), I've made a video so you can enjoy it a bit too:
It takes about 10 minutes, and I can assure you that from the terrace of the restaurant, almost the waterfront is amazing.
short pass to the meal, I will not tell you every meal "fucking Chamni was too good" because that was the case, but you'll get the pictures from the cons for you to put your mouth water. By cons, with the soft light what was, not easy take pictures that make it well without the flash. Of course a champagne aperitif, Otto leads the way with sommellier and it will end with a pink Champagne Nicolas Feuillatte not that expensive, about $ 100. Two different menus, a tasting menu with 6 different dishes and a menu with only 4 courses, but more choice. Incredible staff, always there when we needed them, we were served with an impeccable, all without any expectations, perfect everything.
Little detail can be found in all the great restaurants, but I found they have a funny butter personalized
Come on let's go for dinner dish by dish, I'll try to remember what each dish was exactly.
Ca I do not quite understand what it was already written on the menus in English, is not necessarily easy to grasp the nuances of culinary dishes as refined, but when in addition c is a server that comes and balancing a sentence of 15 seconds to describe a chunk of cheese with ham, it becomes difficult. So by way of an appetizer we were treated to an unknown chunk of cheese, very light, very elegant, velvety sauce with peppers and sliced ham. I do it well huh?
Maine Lobster Salad With Champagne Vinaigrette Apple-
First entry, a lobster salad with diced citrus and melon, and apple vinaigrette champagnisée.
Pan seared U-10 Day Boat Scallop With Potato Mousseline and Jus Veal
A huge shell St. Jacques, pan-seared, with its crisp and mashed potatoes.
Sautéed Foie Gras With Honey Roasted Fig, Crushed Walnuts and Port Orange Juice Gastric
An incredible piece of foie gras pan-fried, salted just right, with peaches (and no figs) roasted with honey and walnuts chips.
Roasted Aged Lamb Chop and Potatoes With Rosemary Au Jus
The main course, lamb roast with a heart of potato fondant, a mixture of diced peppers, and two more delicious but I trus n 'I could not identify.
And there is even a guy that you just pour the juice on your meat, if not the class.
Dessert. The best cheesecake I've ever eaten, absolutely incredible, the texture, taste, everything was there. So in order from left to right: iced strawberry cheesecake and crispy caramel, raspberries daquoise crispy (not on it), velvety peach, frozen soup and blackberry jelly with his vebena. phew, all that.
dint of taking pictures of every dish, we even got in the middle of the meal, the visit of a VIP restaurant, which comes while elegant, contact us directly in French, kind of "gentlemen then everything goes well? This is your first time to Vegas? I see that you take lots of pictures, you're in the restaurant?" Genre
, we got caught for 4 Michelin assholes, it's stupid I have not had the presence of mind to lie this moment, I tilted about half a second after answering no, in fact we might be able to get treatment even better. If possible ..
comes the fateful moment of the addition, with champagne and menus, for a total of about $ 600 + tip. Rather than sharing in 4, it was decided to play credit card roulette. How it works, the principle is simple, just pay the bill at the restaurant, everyone gives a blue card, and when the waiter arrives he is choosing a card to see who will pay for everyone, and c ' Otto is on it drops this time, which will settle the $ 600. I wanted to say that I love this game after dinner, since so far, after about 20 wheels (6 heads up), I've never had to pay anything that you will agree, is rather a good idea and it was justice that it falls on me this time, but not even. A kind of karma that watches over me as I continue to eat the eye. Thank you god for the food.
So in the end, a great restaurant, which also did not cost very much, except Otto.
We leave for a ride at Caesar's Palace, and we fell on a section of their casino funny: the Pussycat Dolls' lounge. Blackjack tables, with cruppers dress more sex than usual, and girls dancing in cages behind:
And besides, they were quite OK to be photographed, and one of Otto Stripp .. uh cruppers.
I've even made a little video, if it is not nice ..
After a short detour to see the queue of "pure" one of the most select clubs on the strip, which I must admit was rather loaded in evening dresses and necklines, back to the hotel with Otto, and rusty after 1h in the room, having seen three other French who wanted to take us to the Rhino, but it has resisted ('re proud of me Mom?), we decided to highlight. And our final destination will be the mist, the bar of Treasure Island, as before. Of course, I forgot to take my passport at the hotel, but no problem at the entrance, I explain to the guy that was there yesterday, he recognizes me, he calls his boss to be on, and limit his boss took me in his arms, it is kind friend for 35 years, and the bouncer made "no problem, I admit, always welcome here." While we can not even say how much I consumed the day before by cons it's true we had a little fire to the dance floor with Otto. Once inside, you begin to align vodka redbull, and time at the bar, I was ordering, and a sort of hippie 68ard on return, the kind of guy who has everything 5 times and lived in that returned, there is next to me and starts talking to me about the vibe. "You Know, You Have to feel the vibe inside your chest" and suiting the action to the word, he sways to render Shakira jealous. I talk like this for 5 minutes the fact that we must feel the music in your body, it must be guided by the sensations that bring you the beats and booms DJ. OK. a +, see you in a another life ... Did not count on the fact that we had this guy apparently took me to his confidants and Otto, and throughout the evening, we would have the right to life lessons, all the chelous more than the last, I delivers a best of what he could tell us, it's stupid I do not remember everything:
Placed behind two daughters, he taps me on the shoulder, looks at me with the look of the most serious world of a father who will teach his son to ride a bike for the first time without the wheels and he said:
"You know what kiddie? give me your camera, I'll show you how to do it, Because I Was sent on earth to teach you how to Fuck these girls "
And it's funny, because I'm talking to a harmless drunk barfly, but in reality it was quite the prophet of the 21st century that I was addressing. Jesus was sent to earth to restore morality. Well it apparently is the opposite huh. But wait, that's not all, it will confirm my first impression:
"You Know I Read the Bible 15 times. Yes, 15 times. And God Said We Had to reproductive, so let's fuck Those Girls. "
So there it goes right to the heart of the matter, he does not want me to teach me how to type but simply passes it to the action. So me a little taken aback, as if for your first skydive, the instructor made you "hey, I'll teach you the safety and then ... oh no, vazy blows." with a kick in the ass. I decided to only listen to my instincts, I let my body talk (conducted by himself susscitée vibe), I extend my arm quietly but sensually towards this goal the most tempting .. my vodka redbull, I'd end up listening to the end of the Discourse of Jean Claude.
This man, whom I appointed Jean-Claude, failing to remember name, but especially for his tribute to French philosopher, and who claimed himself "half american Half Irish, half indian and "we therefore transmit all his knowledge about life in big until the club closes, and unfortunately we must end this life lesson of the most rewarding. But you do not will draw still not without a photo of the freak, and it's funny, because I'm sure after reading its description, seeing the photo you will say "oh yes fucking is quite what kind of guy. "
And therefore 5am that ends this evening of the most gaudy, where I think I'm asleep at the pool at our hotel after that. ahlala . Oh and by the way, I won close to $ 350,000 yesterday for a tournament, enough to survive 2 or 3 more days.
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